They really just want your money. $25,000 a year. Teaching is lame, Professors don't
have your back because they don't have a spine. It's not worth it. Go to medical
school. You need more than 2 years to learn how to put someone to sleep. It's like these programs are designed to make the program director's rich. It's your life. Go for the best, don't
cheat yourself. Been there done it.