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Anesthesiologist Jokes!

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He
bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me it will turn me back
into a beautiful princess!" The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and will do anything you want. Why won't you kiss
me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm an anesthesiologist. I don't have the time nor
the money for a beautiful princess, but a talking frog, now that is really
cool."
 
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The History of Anesthesia:

2000 B.C. - "Here, take this hammer."
1000 B.C. - "That hammer is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this inhalation"
2000 A.D. - "That inhalation is artificial. Show me your back".
2025 A.D. - "Here, take this hammer".

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THINGS THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST WAS SAYING TO THE SURGEON DURING THE OPERATION:



- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

- Darn, there go the lights again...

- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off..

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

- Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change....!

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

- She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!

- Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing .

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Edited by JCole - 02 Sep 2009 at 4:36pm
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